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Our cars. Usually we have what we have due to inheritance (hand-me-downs)
or our financial situation. But for the majority of us, we have the freedom
to chose our own vehicles, which can sometimes tell people alot about us. |
 | Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars |
| Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars |
| Acura NSX I am impotent |
| Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires |
| Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states |
| Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman |
| Cadillac Seville I am a pimp |
| Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people |
| Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette |
| Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis |
| Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government |
| Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather |
| Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well |
| Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower |
| Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car |
| Ford Explorer I like to kill people and lead police on slow chases across town |
| Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) |
| Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones |
| Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them |
| Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. |
| Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. |
| Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all |
| Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit |
| Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. |
| Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. |
| Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. |
| Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. |
| Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. |
| Lexus LS 400 I am old and own my own company |
| Lexus SC 400 I am a lawyer |
| Lexus GS 300 This car is leased |
| Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers |
| Mazda Truck I only WANT people to think I'm a construction worker |
| Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) |
| Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph |
| Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole |
| Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler |
| MGB I am dating a mechanic |
| Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either |
| Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. |
| Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts |
| Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List |
| Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena |
| Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock |
| Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me |
| Rolls Royce I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal |
| Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) |
| Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu |
| Toyota Camry I am still in the closet |
| Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns |
| Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet |
| Volkswagon Cabriolet I am a blonde sophomore coed and my daddy is a movie producer. |
| Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now |
| Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife |
